I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
This couple is walking their pig around campus
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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