Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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