I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
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Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
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what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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