So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
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I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
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I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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