well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
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There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
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she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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