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Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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