Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
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She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
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Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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