Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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