he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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