Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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