Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
it was like his penis was on wheels.
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she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
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One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
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