But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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