I CAN MOONWALK!
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
my sisters under your porch take her home
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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