At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
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How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
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Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
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