I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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