Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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