I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
you win again, gameday.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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