I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
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They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
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Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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