she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Dignity is for republicans.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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