I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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