why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
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I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
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okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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