Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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