i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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