I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
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Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
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Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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