Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
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Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
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Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I think he's only dating me for my ass...