Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
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Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
the evidence from last night is not good...
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
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i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.