I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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