So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
there is glitter all over my balls
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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