why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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