The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
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