Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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