I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
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I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
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This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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