please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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