out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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