remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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