Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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