the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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