What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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