Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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