I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
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