Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
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We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
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You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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