CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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