I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
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talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
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Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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