she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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