Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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