I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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