He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
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were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
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You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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