There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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