Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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