God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
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He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
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I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Shame is for Republicans.
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