I'm jealous of your bromance
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
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I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
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He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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