i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
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I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
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She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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