I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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