it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
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I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
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Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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