he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
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Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
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someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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