that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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