i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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