is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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