Tell her she can't have a vagina
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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